Evading Bomb Squad Tactics

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This article will deal with the modern methods used by police and military bomb squad teams and how to overcome them. Most police forces have a bomb squad or IED (Improvised Explosive Device) unit, but some rely on the army EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) unit. This is done, because small local police forces rarely have a need for a bomb squad or the funding to outrig one with the necessary equipment. Well enough of the background on with the article, in which I will outlay equipment and how to evade it.

Police Protection
As of the writing of this article the most widely used form of protection is the Canadian Safeco body suits. These suits are made of kevlar and ballistic material and basically protect the pig from shrapnel and shockwave. However there are many design flaws in the suit, which I will outline.
(1) The officers hands must be exposed, because gloves would be too bulky to maneuver, and hinder his sense of touch.
(2) The other design flaw is the suit weighs a little over 50 pounds, and there is the constant problem of heat stroke etc...; Since the suit is very hot.

Overcoming This Problem
The solution here is quite simple, and the best option is to leave the best option is to either...
(A) Put the bomb out in the direct sunlight if you live in a hot climate. (A hot climate is temperatures in the 98-108 range.)
(B) Place the explosive device in a boiler room.
(C) Place it under a primary heating duct.
(D) Use your imagination your intelligent.

Disarming Robots!
The police force recently has been employing robots in disarming procedures. The most popular one is the Pedsco RMI a canadian robot that runs on six pneumatic tires; It also has a camera and a claw allof which are controlled remotely. These robots however are pretty much strictly limited to large police forces, because of their cost. The design flaws in this are obvious...
(1) It is like the game where you get the prize with the claw. Or in other words it is difficult to operate, and is mainly used for moving the explosive device into a bomb transporter.
(2) It only has one camera and one has to become extremely accustomed to the new depth perception via the camera.
(3) They are almost never used in disarming procedures since they are too jerky. They are used to move the explosive to a bomb transporter.

Overcoming This Problem
There are many different solutions, which can be applied here. I will outline a few of the more interesting ones that won't readily come to mind.
(A) This is my personnel favorite employ multiple explosives, and surround your bomb with miniature landmines, which will destroy the disarming robot.
(B) Another is to employ a secondary detonator into your device which is shock or sudden movement sensitive, so that if the operator of the claws drops the explosive or jolts it, it will detonate.
(C) Another is to attach multiple detonators to the sides of the explosive so that when the claws close in on the device it will detonate.

Portable X-Rays
Police have more often used portable x-ray units. These units are called inspectors, and manufactured by golden. They run on their own batteries and use polaroid x-ray film. These are most effective usually since a relatively accurate x-ray can be procured in less than 20 seconds.The obvious design flaws in the are as follows:
(1) Certain materials are not susceptible to x-ray such as lead.
(2) It takes a well trained person to interpret an x-ray correctly.

Overcoming This Problem
The ways of overcoming this are obvious, but I will outlay them here for those of you whose minds are slow.
(A) Encasing the explosive device in lead or some other material which will successfully evade the x-ray.
(B) Adding shit or miscellaneous metals inside the bomb to confuse the person interpreting the x-ray.

Dearmers
What the fuck is a dearmer you ask? Well a dearmer is usually employed by the bomb squad when it is apparent that device can be made docile by destroying it's wiring.A dearmer is an electronically fired gun that shoots a variety of projectiles at a high velocity into the explosive. The purpose of this is to destroy the wiring rendering the explosive useless. They look like miniature pipes, and can be fired remotely. There are a few design flaws here, but less than before that can be manipulated to our advantage.
(1) They can't cut through steel.

Overcoming This Problem
(A) The solution here is to encase the wiring in some way to prevent cutting.
(B) Another method for those of you who dare is to coat the wiring of the device with a compound that will detonate from shock, and will in turn detonate the explosive.

Bomb Transport Vehicles
Yes, those oddly shaped vehicles that they carry away our explosives in. Well this took quite a bit of research to find out all of the types, but here it goes. The first type is the spherical transporter, round in shape it is used when even a directed blast could cause injury, death, or destruction i.e. in such areas as where there are tall buildings and a large populous.The other type is either of one cylinder or multiple concentric cylinders with spaces between them. The general purpose of these is to direct the blast upward, so as not to cause injury or destruction. The explosive is suspended in a net in the center of the cylinder. Most of the times these are used to take the device to a safe area for detonation, but are designed just in case the bomb goes KABOOM. Here there really aren't any significant design flaws, but there are ways to overcome this problem.'

Overcoming This Problem
(A) First make your bombs (Unless the occasion calls for something different) so that they direct the full force of the explosion in one direction. A strong explosive device cannot be contained if it's entire force is sent into one direction.
(B) Take advantage of the open cylinder transport vehicle, and direct the force of the explosion downward assuring a hole in the street, and two maimed or mortally wounded cops.
Well this is about all for this article, and remember this is for informational purposes only. I am not responsible for the end actions of the user just as Noble was not responsible for the death of every man, women, and child during WWI, WWII, Korean War, Vietnam, etc... and any other confrontation using T.N.T. or Trinitrotoluene.