Another conversation of two fucking sick demented perverts.
Me : So I called your house at 2 pm. You were still asleep, weren’t you?
You : Now that’s an underestimated thoughts.
Me : So what did you do last night? I expected you not doing something immoral.
You : Well let’s see. I started by getting completely hammered ass drunk. It was bad.
Me : Uh huh…
You : And then I drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease infested prostitute.
And from there…God it was a blur of intravenuous drug abuse and unprotected sex.
Me : You are being safe aren’t you?
You : Off course I’m being safe. I put on my seat belt when I’m driving.
Me : Not that idiot. I mean did you use protection? Condom? Hello…I mean I can’t
handle the idea of you reproducing.
You : Off course I’m being safe. I pulled out.
Me : Yeah well your father pulled out too. But we’ve all seen the tragic end to that
story. And it’s you dogg…
You : Do you think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That’s why I stick to anal sex.
Me : Jeez…If only your mom were that lucky.
Detail: excerpted from various sources
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